Amusing Money Quotes & Jokes for this Weekend

The financial markets generally are unpredictable. So that one has to have different scenarios.. The idea that you can actually predict what’s going to happen contradicts my way of looking at the market.” – GeorgeSoros.

ist2_378740_money_down_the_toilet.jpgYou aren’t wealthy until you have something money can’t buy.” – Garth Brooks.

Money was never a big motivation for me, except as a way to keep score. The real excitement is playing the “game.” – Donald Trump.

My formula for success is rise early, work late and strike oil.” – JP Getty.

I owe much; I have nothing; the rest I leave to the poor.” – Francois Rebelais.

It is only by not paying ones bills that one can hope to live in the memory of the commercial classes.” – Oscar Wilde.

I don’t mind going back to daylight saving time. With inflation, the hour will be the only thing I’ve saved all year.” – Victor Borge.

If you want to know what God thinks of money, just look at the people he gave it to.” – Dorothy Parker.

When buying shares, ask yourself, would you buy the whole company?” – Rene Rivki.

Into The Real World:
Recently launched into the “real world” and shocked by the expenses that came with it, Bob was complaining about the high cost of car insurance. “If you got married,” teased his friend Brad, “the premium would be lower.” Bob responded, “But wouldn’t that be like buying an airline just to get free peanuts?”

Borrow money from a pessimist – they don’t expect it back. πŸ˜‰

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6 Responses

  1. Jay says:

    Wow ! I like the picture…The idea of having money prints on my rear end is great!! Or maybe it will be the best way to tell the counterfeits from the real stuff! Great post to start the week, Robin!


  2. Robin Bal says:

    Hey Jay,

    How have you been buddy? Glad you liked the post πŸ˜† . Have a great week.

    Take care and cheers

  3. Jag says:

    Hey Robin,

    I like that quote from J.P Getty. He is one of my idol whom I admire a lot. HE is the real deal man! I read his book, and I like it a lot.

    What he wrote then is still very much applicable now.


  4. Robin Bal says:

    Hi Jag,

    I havnt read that book mate, but I am sure it will be a great read.

    Take care and cheers.

  5. Shane says:

    β€œWhen buying shares, ask yourself, would you buy the whole company?”

    Very smart thinking. I like the Garth Brooks quote too. Some things are much more important.

  6. Robin Bal says:

    Hi Shane,

    I like that one about “would you buy the whole company”, supposedly an amusing quote but makes a lot of sense.

    Take care and Cheers.

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