Humor


A disappointed salesman of Coca Cola returns from his Middle East Assignment.

A friend asked. “why weren’t you successful with the Arabs?”

The salesman explained.

When I got posted in Middle East, I was very confident that I would make a good sale pitch as Coca Cola is virtually unknown there. But, I had a problem I didn’t know to speak Arabic.

So, I planned to convey the message through three posters.

First poster: A man lying in the hot desert sand….totally exhausted and fainted.

Second poster: The man is drinking our Cola….

Third poster: Our man is now totally refreshed…..

And then these posters were executed all over the places…”Then that should have worked!” Said the friend.

“The hell it should have!?” Said the salesman. “Didn’t realize that Arabs read from right to left”.

Weekend Humor

I just knew he’d bounce back! Talent is Talent, Can’t hide for long and he is still a good investment.

Weekend Humor!

Weekend Humor!

YOU DO THE MATH!
Purchasing

The math on the Paul McCartney-Heather Mills divorce is as follows:

After 5 years of marriage, he paid her $49 million. Assuming he had sex every night during their 5 year relationship it ended up costing him $26,849 per time.

This is Heather:

Leasing

On the other hand, Tiger Wood’s hooker, Kristen, an absolute stunner, charges $4000 per night.

This is Kristen:

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Why Humans Are never Satisfied!!

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