Fortune Watch » Lighter Side

Sensible Financial Planning Can Get You Best Of Both Worlds

Robin Bal — Sat, 24 Apr 2010 10:51:48 +0000

Tiger Woods Might Have A New Sponsor

Robin Bal — Fri, 02 Apr 2010 08:18:34 +0000

Weekend Humor

I just knew he’d bounce back! Talent is Talent, Can’t hide for long and he is still a good investment.

You Dont Have To Be Naked To Have Fun

Robin Bal — Fri, 19 Mar 2010 19:46:51 +0000

Weekend Humor!

Castaway Polar Bear Can’t Get a Lift (Comic)

Robin Bal — Tue, 26 Jan 2010 03:22:24 +0000

Women Are Better At Financial Planning Than Men

Robin Bal — Wed, 30 Dec 2009 12:23:27 +0000

Dan was a single guy living at home with his widowed father and working in the family business.

When he found out he was going to inherit a fortune when his sickly father died, he decided to find a wife with whom to share his fortune.

One evening at an investment meeting he spotted the most beautiful woman he had ever seen. Her natural beauty took his breath away.

“I may just look an ordinary man” he said to her, “but soon my father will die and I will inherit $200 million”

Impressed, the woman asked for his business card and three days later, she became his stepmother.

Women are so much better at Financial Planning than men.

Who Benefits Most From The $700,000,000,000.00 Bailout?

Robin Bal — Fri, 24 Jul 2009 10:14:13 +0000

Source- Graphjam

Crisis Re-Branding [Pics]

Robin Bal — Wed, 31 Dec 2008 11:19:33 +0000

Apparently appropriate brand names for these TOP BRANDS

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The Lighter or Heavier Side Of Inflation

Robin Bal — Mon, 05 May 2008 10:20:46 +0000

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Inflation allows you to live in a more expensive neigbourhood without moving.

Hilly-Billy? Obama’s New Challenge…

Robin Bal — Fri, 15 Feb 2008 10:34:20 +0000

There was this lady Hillybilly
Told Obama you look silly,
With your policies so dumb,
Just like your black bum,
And your small black willy.

All Obama could do was have a big laugh and say “How silly can you get Hilly?”

“I Have A Dollar”

Robin Bal — Sat, 12 Jan 2008 11:38:40 +0000

A man goes into a bar and seats himself on a stool. The bartender looks at him and says, “What’ll it be buddy?”

The man says, “Set me up with seven whiskey shots and make them doubles.” The bartender does this and watches the man slug one down, then the next, then the next, and so on until all seven are gone almost as quickly as they were served. Staring in disbelief, the bartender asks why he’s doing all this drinking.

“You’d drink them this fast too if you had what I have.”

The bartender hastily asks, “What do you have pal?”

The man quickly replies, “I have a dollar.”

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A man in a bar sees a friend at a table, drinking by himself.

Approaching the friend he comments, “You look terrible. What’s the problem?”

“My mother died in August,” he said, “and left me $25,000.”

“Gee, that’s tough,” he replied.

“Then in September,” the friend continued, “My father died, leaving me $90,000.”

“Wow. Two parents gone in two months. No wonder you’re depressed.”

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“And last month my aunt died, and left me $15,000.”

“Three close family members lost in three months? How sad.”

“Then this month,” continued, the friend, “absolutely nothing!”