Some Amusing Money Quotes

money111.jpgYou can’t force anyone to love you or lend you money. – Jewish Proverb

My problem lies in reconciling my gross habits with my net income. – Errol Flynn

Money frees you from doing things you dislike. Since I dislike doing nearly everything, money is handy. – Groucho Marx

Many speak the truth when they say that they despise riches, but they mean the riches possessed by other men. – Charles Caleb Colton

A man that hoards up riches and enjoys them not, is like an ass that carries gold and eats thistles. – Sir Richard Burton

I rob banks because that’s where the money is. -Willie Sutton.

They were a people so primitive they did not know how to get money, except by working for it. -Joseph Addison

I have never been in a situation where having money made it worse.-Clinton Jones

There are three ways of losing money: Racing is the quickest, women the most pleasant, and farming the most certain- Lord Emherst

The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money costs less.”- Brendon Francis

I‘ve got all the money I’ll ever need if I die by four o’clock this afternoon.” -Henry Youngman

Money isn’t everything, but it’s a long way ahead of what comes next.”-Edmund Stockdale

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12 Responses

  1. Ottayan says:

    I liked the Brendon Francis quote.

  2. the domestic minx says:

    I could have said at least some of those…

    I think I’m most like Errol Flynn, sadly.

    A great site!!!

  3. Jonathan-C. Phillips says:

    Hey Robin, great quotes! I really like your week-end funny quotes mate! 🙂

    This one is my favorite hehe: The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money costs less.


  4. Robin Bal says:

    Thanks guys for your comments.

    Sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money costs less… is my favourite too Jon, he he he.

  5. yeah I say that to my girlfriend sometimes (just to kid a little): “free sex is more expensive than paid sex, and that diner at the restaurant sure was expensive”! lol

  6. Brian Thompson says:

    And what about the jewelery shop downtown Jon, make me wish I didn’t have credit cards, ha ha ha ha.

  7. zakman says:

    Well when it comes to ‘sex for money’ and ‘sex for free’, I’d rather go for ‘money for sex’….. hahaa… how about that?

  8. Robin Bal says:

    Good on you Zakman.


  9. James says:

    Great quotes!

  10. Robin Bal says:

    Thank you James for your visit and comment.

    Cheers and take care.

  11. google says:

    Excellent blog! Do you have any tips and hints for aspiring writers?
    I’m hoping to start my own blog soon but I’m a little lost on everything.
    Would you advise starting with a free platform like WordPress or go for a paid option? There are so many options out there that I’m totally overwhelmed ..
    Any ideas? Thanks a lot!

  12. Robin Bal says:

    Thanks for your visit to my blog and putting in a good word ;). WordPress is great all you need to pay is for hosting. Depending on the topic you choose for your blog, research on what people want to read and you are in business. As a writer you can also sell your articles online. Good luck and cheers.

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