Still More Amusing Quotes

Economists report that a college education adds many thousands of dollars to a man’s lifetime income – which he then spends sending his son to college”. – Bill Vaughn

He that is of the opinion money will do everything may well be suspected of doing everything for money”. – Benjamin Franklin

funny_money.jpgOur incomes are like our shoes; if too small, they gall and pinch us; but if too large, they cause us to stumble and to trip”. – John Locke

I‘m so naive about finances. Once when my mother mentioned an amount and I realized I didn’t understand, she had to explain: ‘That’s like three Mercedes.’ Then I understood”. – Brooke Shields

If hard work were such a wonderful thing, surely the rich would have kept it all to themselves”. – Lane Kirkland

Someone stole all my credit cards, but I won’t be reporting it. The thief spends less than my wife did”. – Henry Youngman

There’s no reason to be the richest man in the cemetery. You can’t do any business from there”. – Colonel Sanders

Financial Joke:
A tour guide was showing a tourist around Washington, D. C. The guide pointed out the place where George Washington supposedly threw a dollar across the Potomac River. “That’s impossible,” said the tourist. “No one could throw a coin that far!” “You have to remember,” answered the guide. “A dollar went a lot farther in those days.”

Being successful:
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

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8 Responses

  1. Robin! those are awesome! :)

    my favorite: β€œIf hard work were such a wonderful thing, surely the rich would have kept it all to themselves”. – Lane Kirkland

    haha, nice one!
    Take care mate!

  2. Robin Bal says:

    Hey buddy, hows it going?

    Yeah the rich would probably keep all the hard work to themselves…lol πŸ˜†

    I always look forward to making this weekly post, I am looking at some more ideas for regular posts in the future or do I need to run a contest for that πŸ˜• .

    Take care and Cheers mate.

  3. zakman says:

    “Anyone can spend money they don’t have, but it takes genius to lend money they don’t have.”

    — Original Zakman quotation

  4. Robin Bal says:

    Hey Zakman,

    Hows it going mate. That sure is an original πŸ˜‰ , will include it in one of my next Amusing Quotes post.

    Take care and Cheers

  5. I terribly agree with the first one. πŸ˜€ The money that your dad spent on your education will in turn be used on your child. It’s an endless cycle.

  6. Angela says:

    ha ha, I like the Brooke Shields one. That’s so Hollywood.

  7. Robin Bal says:

    Hi Angela,

    Thanks for passing by, I liked that one too…lol πŸ˜† . I guess thats how some people relate to money.

    Take care and Cheers

  8. Robin Bal says:

    Hi Lyndon,

    Good to see you here, well we got to agree with the first one πŸ˜€ . Its simply the truth of life…..an endless cycle πŸ˜‰

    Take care and Cheers

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