Weekend Amusing Money Quotes & Jokes

A woman proudly told her friend, “I’m responsible for making my husband a millionaire.” “Well what was he before he married you?” the friend asked. “A billionaire.”

061117_ask_for_money2.gifA dollar per point
A professor was giving a big test one day to his students. He handed out all of the tests and went back to his desk to wait. Once the test was over the students all handed the tests back in. The professor noticed that one of the students had attached a $100 bill to his test with a note saying “A dollar per point.” The next class the professor handed the graded tests back out. This student got back his test, his test grade, and $64 change.

A man being mugged by two thugs put up a tremendous fight! Finally, the thugs subdued him and took his wallet. Upon finding only two dollars in the wallet, the surprised thug said “Why did you put up such a fight?” To which the man promptly replied “I was afraid that you would find the $200 hidden in my shoe!”

When people ask me if I have any spare change, I tell them I have it at home in my spare wallet.” – Nick Arnette.

Ever wonder about those people who spend $2 apiece on those little bottles of Evian water? Try spelling Evian backward” – George Carlin.

There were times my pants were so thin I could sit on a dime and tell if it was heads or tails.” – Spencer Tracy.

Any man who has $10,000 left when he dies is a failure.” – Errol Flynn.

It is pretty hard to tell what does bring happiness; poverty and wealth have both failed.” – Ken Hubbard.

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9 Responses

  1. hahaha, man now that’s an awesome quote: โ€œEver wonder about those people who spend $2 apiece on those little bottles of Evian water? Try spelling Evian backwardโ€

  2. Robin Bal says:

    Thanks mate and yeah thats a real funny quote …lol.

    Take care and Cheers

  3. Jag says:

    Hi Robin,

    Lol. The last quote by Ken Hubbard is funny!

    So is the one quoted by Jon. Puts a smile on my face. ๐Ÿ™‚


  4. Robin Bal says:

    Hi Jag,

    Thanks to GOD I have never been through “times my pants were so thin I could sit on a dime and tell if it was heads or tails”…thats a cool one too……lol ๐Ÿ˜†

    Take care and Cheers

  5. zakman says:


    Adam was walking around the Garden of Eden feeling very lonely, so God asked Adam, “What is wrong with you?” Adam said he didn’t have anyone to talk to. God said he was going to give him a companion and she would be called “woman.”

    God said, “This person will cook for you and wash your clothes, she will always agree with every decision you make. She will bear your children and never ask you to get up in the middle of the night to take care of them. She will not nag you, and will always be the first to admit she was wrong when you’ve had a disagreement. She will never have a headache, and will freely give love and compassion whenever needed.”

    Adam asked God, “What will this woman cost?”

    God said, “An arm and a leg.”

    Adam said, “What can I get for just a rib?”

  6. Robin Bal says:

    Hey Zakman

    This one might upset some of my lady visitors mate, but its all in good humor so I am publishing it anyway. Thanks.

    Take care and cheers. ๐Ÿ˜‰

  7. Mariuca says:

    Hey Robin, like the way u chill out ๐Ÿ™‚
    PS. Will fave u on Technorati!

  8. Robin Bal says:

    Hi Mariuca,

    Thanks mate, glad you liked the stuff in here and for your fave on technorati.

    Take care and Cheers.

  9. Kiona says:

    My problem was a wall until I read this, then I smhased it.

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