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	<title>Comments on: Weekend Amusing Money Quotes &amp; Jokes</title>
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		<title>By: Kiona</title>
		<link>http://www.fortunewatch.com/weekend-amusing-money-quotes-jokes/comment-page-1/#comment-14318</link>
		<dc:creator>Kiona</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 25 Sep 2011 13:15:15 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>My problem was a wall until I read this, then I smhased it.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>My problem was a wall until I read this, then I smhased it.</p>
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		<title>By: Robin Bal</title>
		<link>http://www.fortunewatch.com/weekend-amusing-money-quotes-jokes/comment-page-1/#comment-3534</link>
		<dc:creator>Robin Bal</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 24 Apr 2007 16:47:12 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Hi Mariuca,

Thanks mate, glad you liked the stuff in here and for your fave on technorati.

Take care and Cheers.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Hi Mariuca,</p>
<p>Thanks mate, glad you liked the stuff in here and for your fave on technorati.</p>
<p>Take care and Cheers.</p>
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		<title>By: Mariuca</title>
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		<dc:creator>Mariuca</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 24 Apr 2007 14:17:21 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Hey Robin, like the way u chill out :)
PS. Will fave u on Technorati!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Hey Robin, like the way u chill out <img src='http://www.fortunewatch.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':)' class='wp-smiley' /><br />
PS. Will fave u on Technorati!</p>
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		<title>By: Robin Bal</title>
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		<dc:creator>Robin Bal</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 22 Apr 2007 15:34:28 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Hey Zakman

This one might upset some of my lady visitors mate, but its all in good humor so I am publishing it anyway. Thanks.

Take care and cheers. :wink:</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Hey Zakman</p>
<p>This one might upset some of my lady visitors mate, but its all in good humor so I am publishing it anyway. Thanks.</p>
<p>Take care and cheers. <img src='http://www.fortunewatch.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_wink.gif' alt=':wink:' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
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		<title>By: zakman</title>
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		<dc:creator>zakman</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 22 Apr 2007 12:22:21 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>HOW MUCH DOES A WOMAN COST?

Adam was walking around the Garden of Eden feeling very lonely, so God asked Adam, &quot;What is wrong with you?&quot; Adam said he didn&#039;t have anyone to talk to. God said he was going to give him a companion and she would be called &quot;woman.&quot;


God said, &quot;This person will cook for you and wash your clothes, she will always agree with every decision you make. She will bear your children and never ask you to get up in the middle of the night to take care of them. She will not nag you, and will always be the first to admit she was wrong when you&#039;ve had a disagreement. She will never have a headache, and will freely give love and compassion whenever needed.&quot;

Adam asked God, &quot;What will this woman cost?&quot;

God said, &quot;An arm and a leg.&quot;

Adam said, &quot;What can I get for just a rib?&quot;</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>HOW MUCH DOES A WOMAN COST?</p>
<p>Adam was walking around the Garden of Eden feeling very lonely, so God asked Adam, &#8220;What is wrong with you?&#8221; Adam said he didn&#8217;t have anyone to talk to. God said he was going to give him a companion and she would be called &#8220;woman.&#8221;</p>
<p>God said, &#8220;This person will cook for you and wash your clothes, she will always agree with every decision you make. She will bear your children and never ask you to get up in the middle of the night to take care of them. She will not nag you, and will always be the first to admit she was wrong when you&#8217;ve had a disagreement. She will never have a headache, and will freely give love and compassion whenever needed.&#8221;</p>
<p>Adam asked God, &#8220;What will this woman cost?&#8221;</p>
<p>God said, &#8220;An arm and a leg.&#8221;</p>
<p>Adam said, &#8220;What can I get for just a rib?&#8221;</p>
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		<title>By: Robin Bal</title>
		<link>http://www.fortunewatch.com/weekend-amusing-money-quotes-jokes/comment-page-1/#comment-3530</link>
		<dc:creator>Robin Bal</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 22 Apr 2007 09:19:23 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Hi Jag,

Thanks to GOD I have never been through &quot;times my pants were so thin I could sit on a dime and tell if it was heads or tails&quot;...thats a cool one too......lol :lol:

Take care and Cheers</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Hi Jag,</p>
<p>Thanks to GOD I have never been through &#8220;times my pants were so thin I could sit on a dime and tell if it was heads or tails&#8221;&#8230;thats a cool one too&#8230;&#8230;lol <img src='http://www.fortunewatch.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_lol.gif' alt=':lol:' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
<p>Take care and Cheers</p>
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		<title>By: Jag</title>
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		<dc:creator>Jag</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 22 Apr 2007 08:25:57 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Hi Robin,

Lol. The last quote by Ken Hubbard is funny!

So is the one quoted by Jon. Puts a smile on my face.  :smile:

Cheers,
Jag</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Hi Robin,</p>
<p>Lol. The last quote by Ken Hubbard is funny!</p>
<p>So is the one quoted by Jon. Puts a smile on my face.  <img src='http://www.fortunewatch.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':smile:' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
<p>Cheers,<br />
Jag</p>
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		<title>By: Robin Bal</title>
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		<dc:creator>Robin Bal</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 22 Apr 2007 03:04:39 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Thanks mate and yeah thats a real funny quote ...lol.

Take care and Cheers</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Thanks mate and yeah thats a real funny quote &#8230;lol.</p>
<p>Take care and Cheers</p>
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		<title>By: Jonathan-C. Phillips</title>
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		<dc:creator>Jonathan-C. Phillips</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 21 Apr 2007 19:41:36 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>hahaha, man now that&#039;s an awesome quote: “Ever wonder about those people who spend $2 apiece on those little bottles of Evian water? Try spelling Evian backward”</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>hahaha, man now that&#8217;s an awesome quote: “Ever wonder about those people who spend $2 apiece on those little bottles of Evian water? Try spelling Evian backward”</p>
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