“A man who has a million dollars is as well off as if he were rich.” – Cleveland Amory
“Money is just the poor man’s credit card.” – Marshall McLuhan
“It is only by not paying ones bills that one can hope to live in the memory of the commercial classes.” – Oscar Wilde
“A bargain is something you can’t use at a price you can’t resist.” – Franklin Jones.
“Money can’t buy happiness; but POVERTY can’t buy ANYTHING.” – Anonymous
“I have enough money to last me the rest of my life, unless I buy something.” – Jackie Mason
“If it isn’t the sheriff, it’s the finance company: I’ve got more attachments on me than a vacuum cleaner.” – John Barrymoore
You Know You’re Rich When…
During a cold winter night you can’t find any more firewood so you hack the leg off your Steinway grand piano and use it to keep the fire going until your butler shows back up with something more flammable Your children play monopoly with real money.
God’s Time And Money
A preacher went into his church and he was praying to God. While he was praying, he asked God, “How long is 10 million years to you?” God replied, “1 second.” The next day the preacher asked God, “God, how much is 10 million dollars to you?” And God replied, “A penny.” Then finally the next day the preacher asked God, “God, can I have one of your pennies?” And God replied, “Just wait a sec.”
Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
If you lend somebody ten pounds and never see them again….. it was probably worth it.