Amusing Money Quotes for this Weekend…

Money isn’t everything…but it ranks right up there with oxygen”. – Rita Davenport

It is a kind of spiritual snobbery that makes people think they can be happy without money”. – Albert Camus

Poverty is a blessing hated by all men”. – Italian Proverb

If God only gave me a clear sign; like making a large deposit in my name at a Swiss bank”. – Woody Allen

More and more these days I find myself pondering how to reconcile my net income with my gross habits.”- John Nelson.

I wish that dear Karl could have spent more time acquiring capital instead of merely writing about it.” Jenny Marx

Women prefer men who have something tender about them – especially legal tender.” Kay Ingram

Asking a blogger what he thinks about critics is like asking a lamp post how it feels about dogs” Lamp Post (not a Money Quote…just for laughs).

When running out of amusing quotes, ask readers to contribute and offer a free link back”. Robin Bal (Old Chinese saying)

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2 Responses

  1. zakman says:

    hey Rob!

    Thanks man! It sure helps to get a dose of humor — especially about money — and look at the lighter side of life … and relax.

    Sure I got some quotes for Let me start off with mine first (original Zakman quote .. haha) :

    A man can never have enough of socks, women and cigarette ligters. Did I forget money?
    — Zakman, San Jose, California, 1992

    Money isn’t everything but it sure keeps you in touch with your children.
    — J. Paul Getty

    A man explained inflation to his wife thus:
    ‘When we married, you measured 36-24-36. Now you’re 42-42-42. There’s more of you, but you are not worth as much.’
    — Lord Barnett

    Some people get so rich they lose all respect for humanity. That’s how rich I want to be.
    — Rita Rudner

    If you want to know what God thinks of money, just look at the people he gave it to.
    — Dorothy Parker

    My problem lies in reconciling my gross habits with my net income.
    — Errol Flynn

    Money can’t buy happiness; but POVERTY can’t buy ANYTHING.
    — Anonymous.

    And my free link back? (No joke here… lol)


  2. Robin Bal says:

    Thanks a lot Zakman, I really appreciate this mate. And yes you are linked to FortuneWatch now as I had promised.

    Cheers and take care buddy.

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