Fri 25 Feb 2011
Humor
Sat 7 Aug 2010
“October is one of the particularly dangerous months to invest in stocks. Other dangerous months are July, January, September, April, November, May, March, June, December, August and February.” Mark Twain

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“You should always live within your income, even if you have to borrow to do so.” J Billings.
“I have enough money to last me the rest of my life, unless I buy something.” – Jackie Mason
“The financial markets generally are unpredictable. So that one has to have different scenarios.. The idea that you can actually predict what’s going to happen contradicts my way of looking at the market.” – GeorgeSoros.
“When buying shares, ask yourself, would you buy the whole company?” – Rene Rivki.
“I made my money the old fashioned way. I was very nice to a wealthy relative right before he died.” – Malcolm Forbes
“I‘m so naive about finances. Once when my mother mentioned an amount and I realized I didn’t understand, she had to explain: ‘That’s like three Mercedes.’ Then I understood”. – Brooke Shields
“There’s no reason to be the richest man in the cemetery. You can’t do any business from there”. – Colonel Sanders
A man explained inflation to his wife thus: “When we married, you measured 36-24-36. Now you’re 42-42-42. There’s more of you, but you are not worth as much.” – Lord Barnett.
Every morning I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I’m not there, I go to work. – Robert Orben.
Anyone who lives within their means suffers from a lack of imagination. – Oscar Wilde
Sat 31 Jul 2010
Sat 24 Jul 2010
Look For Terrorists And Find Hedge Fund Managers (Comic)
Posted by Robin Bal under Humor[3] Comments
Tue 13 Jul 2010
Sat 24 Apr 2010
Sensible Financial Planning Can Get You Best Of Both Worlds
Posted by Robin Bal under Humor , Lighter Side , Offbeat1 Comment
Thu 15 Apr 2010
Thu 8 Apr 2010
A disappointed salesman of Coca Cola returns from his Middle East Assignment.
A friend asked. “why weren’t you successful with the Arabs?”
The salesman explained.
When I got posted in Middle East, I was very confident that I would make a good sale pitch as Coca Cola is virtually unknown there. But, I had a problem I didn’t know to speak Arabic.
So, I planned to convey the message through three posters.
First poster: A man lying in the hot desert sand….totally exhausted and fainted.
Second poster: The man is drinking our Cola….
Third poster: Our man is now totally refreshed…..
And then these posters were executed all over the places…”Then that should have worked!” Said the friend.
“The hell it should have!?” Said the salesman. “Didn’t realize that Arabs read from right to left”.
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