Fri 12 Feb 2010
YOU DO THE MATH!
Purchasing
The math on the Paul McCartney-Heather Mills divorce is as follows:
After 5 years of marriage, he paid her $49 million. Assuming he had sex every night during their 5 year relationship it ended up costing him $26,849 per time.
This is Heather:
Leasing
On the other hand, Tiger Wood’s hooker, Kristen, an absolute stunner, charges $4000 per night.
This is Kristen:
Thu 11 Feb 2010
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Wed 30 Dec 2009
Dan was a single guy living at home with his widowed father and working in the family business.
When he found out he was going to inherit a fortune when his sickly father died, he decided to find a wife with whom to share his fortune.
One evening at an investment meeting he spotted the most beautiful woman he had ever seen. Her natural beauty took his breath away.
“I may just look an ordinary man” he said to her, “but soon my father will die and I will inherit $200 million”
Impressed, the woman asked for his business card and three days later, she became his stepmother.
Women are so much better at Financial Planning than men.
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