funnymoney1.jpgWith money in your pocket, you are wise and you are handsome and you sing well, too. – Jewish Proverb.

I‘d like to live as a poor man with lots of money. – Pablo Picasso.

Anyone who says money can’t buy happiness just doesn’t know where to shop. – Unknown.

Organized crime in America takes in over forty billion dollars a year and spends very little on office supplies. – Woody Allen.

If you would like to know the value of money, go and try to borrow some. – Benjamin Franklin.

The only reason I made a commercial for American Express was to pay for my American Express bill. – Peter Ustinov.

Part of the $10 million I spent on gambling, part on booze and part on women. The rest I spent foolishly. – George Raft.

One of the strange things about life is that the poor, who need money the most, are the very ones that never have it. – Finley Peter Dunn.

We didn’t actually overspend our budget. The allocation simply fell short of our expenditure. – Keith Davis.